WHY DID TH' MAGNETIC AQUABANIAN CROSS THE ROAD?

HEY, THIS IS MCMAGNETIC'S PAGE!!

Real Name: Rocko McMagnetic
Occupation: Bassist / Gay Old Man
Faction Rank: Troublemaker
Place Of Birth: Aquabania
Known Relatives: They're dead now!
Group Affiliation: The Aquabats!, Drywall, The Sandfleas (Formerly)
Height: Not that short.
Weight: Heavy.
Hair: Brown.
Strength Level: Very!
Known Super Human Powers:
- Literally magnetic
- reversible magnetism(?)
- annoying
Weapons: Anything found stuck to him
Musical Likes: Metal (Pun Not Intended), Ska, Punk Rock, Alt. Rock, and Country
Musical Dislikes: Silence
Turn Ons: Food, Horror Movies, Ghost Hunting, Plasticware, Pasta, Retro Gaming and Punk music.
Turn Offs: Nails, X-Rays, Silverware, The Dentists Office, Cereal, and Grass. And Negative people! And ranch!
Favorite Band: (besides The Aquabats!), Reel Big Fish
HISTORY
Rocko McMagnetic was born on the sands of Aquabania on July 14th, 1980, immediately attracting any and all magnetic material in the area. Seeing as he was just a wee baby, his power was incredibly unpredictable and hard to control. SAD. His entire family died when he was 13 due to the Space Monster M attack,and he fled to california soon after. There he met the Sandfleas, who quickly took him under their wing.... i Guess. Soon after he was kicked out for being, "Lame, dude." and left to die on the beach. Until Professor Monty Corndog found him! From there, he was no longer allowed to leave the laboratory, for fear he'd hurt himself or someone else. The poor 16 year old boy had nothing to do, so he snuck out. A Lot. Eventually, a big fight ensued between the two, etc etc. A lot happened over the years, but today McMagnetic is just as silly, magnetic, and annoying as he was 25 years ago.